well lately in the last few weeks ive been dieting and exercising. My main idea was to get rid of all the crap thats in my body from processed foods and junk that has been a problem in my life for a long time now. In the last few weeks since i haven't really eaten much of processed foods i feel so much better. I pretty much eat all natural foods such as fruits and veggies, fish, grilled chicken and pork chops etc. I dont deprive myself from sweets and foods i love though. i will eat a sweet dessert maybe once a week. In the past few week ive lost 7lbs so i started from 203lbs now im down to 196lbs. im proud of myself. with the help from the Lord to who has given me strength once again. When i say once again im saying that because i lost 25 lbs one time in my life and i was feeling GOOD!!! My mind was set and i was determined then i had gotten pregnant AGAIN!!! since i had my 2nd child in 2009, I just couldnt get my mind back set to do it til now.
So, i was talking to God about how i felt so much better and i want to keep feeling this way. So i was thinking about all the junk food thats VERY appealing to the flesh. Then i came up with the conclusion that the junk food represents the enemy and the healthy foods were of God. so now i look at junk food like its Satan! LOL. So i was browsing around on Google and i ran into the perfect Fat Theology that describes how im starting to feel about food thats of satan........ it was PERFECT for me so i copied and paste it and hopefully it will be a humor to you as like it was for myself.
And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?"
And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.
And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found so fair.
And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.
And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds.
And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them."
And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter.
And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.
And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds.
And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.
And Man gained pounds.
And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."
And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.
And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also.
And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol.
And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
And Man went into cardiac arrest.
And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
And Satan created HMOs.
So, i was talking to God about how i felt so much better and i want to keep feeling this way. So i was thinking about all the junk food thats VERY appealing to the flesh. Then i came up with the conclusion that the junk food represents the enemy and the healthy foods were of God. so now i look at junk food like its Satan! LOL. So i was browsing around on Google and i ran into the perfect Fat Theology that describes how im starting to feel about food thats of satan........ it was PERFECT for me so i copied and paste it and hopefully it will be a humor to you as like it was for myself.
Fat Theology
And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?"
And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.
And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found so fair.
And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.
And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds.
And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them."
And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter.
And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.
And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds.
And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.
And Man gained pounds.
And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."
And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.
And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also.
And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol.
And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
And Man went into cardiac arrest.
And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
And Satan created HMOs.
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